About Me

Hello, I am Phill,

It is alright for you to not speak, many are speechless when they see what is before themselves.

What lays before you is, yes, the very foundation of what will become the great THEDITOR MEDIA EMPIRE.

Until I truly invade every nook and facet of pop culture, feel free to watch me flop around like a fish, one flip into paint, and another onto canvas. Maybe something amazing will happen, maybe not? All I know is that this is where it’s happening. This is where I will post my flippy floppy fish paintings until the whole world is nothing but the magnificent murals of my masculine mackerel muscle-spasms.

I am a romantic at heart, but a practical one. Not starving, I’m currently employed in a Graphics/Web/Marketing position at Powerfields Electric Fence in Blairsville, PA.

PEOPLE WHO ARE BETTER THAN ME AND I HOPE TO ONE DAY DEFEAT IN GLORIOUS COMBAT:

  • Jhonen Vasquez
  • Jaime Hewlett
  • Bill Watterson
  • Pendleton Ward
  • Rebecca Sugar
  • Myself with a full, gloriously magnificent beard, surrounded by hot babes.

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